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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Arnold Schwarzenegger Confronted Patrick After He Said He Wished He Didn’t Have His Last Name - BuzzFeed

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Elon Musk says XChat is rolling out to all, but questions remain about its alleged security - TechCrunch

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analyst sets date when Nvidia stock will hit $200 - Finbold

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

A 35-year-old woman suffered a stroke on an international flight. A Houston doctor believes he knows why. - KHOU

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts