What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:43

Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analyst sets date when Nvidia stock will hit $200 - Finbold
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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